Dearest Timmy,

Your mother and I have done all we could, but we now fear that we have been taking the wrong direction in getting you treatment for your cancer. It has been 7 years now, and still our chain emails haven’t been sent to enough people.

I want you to know that we have never given up. Many tired nights, your mother and I have spent in the den- your mother cutting out greeting card messages about friendship or charity, and myself at the computer looking for people who just got email accounts. But sadly, son, something must have gone wrong.

Perhaps it was competition from that Bill Gates fellow; it’s hard to beat free money from Microsoft. It could have been those kidney stealing emails, too; people tend to be rather protective of their kidneys. Whatever it was, Timmy, we are sorry that we have failed you.

I hope that this letter reaches you in your hospital in Texas. We only wanted the best for you son. I now realize that our efforts may have been better spent on getting you medical treatment, but hindsight is always 20/20.

We love you and hope you understand. If you would like, feel free to forward this to 10 people, for old time’s sake.

Love,

Mother and Father.


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COMMENTS / 8 COMMENTS

That’s so sad. Personally I did my part forwarding as much as I could.

EB added these pithy words on Nov 29 04 at 11:41 am

I gotta go though, I am about to help a friend in Nigeria manage his 2.3 million dollar fortune here in the states. Can you believe it? The guy is depositing it into my bank account! SCORE!

EB added these pithy words on Nov 29 04 at 11:43 am

Oops! I forgot, I was supposed to help set up a trip to Disneyland for him with Microsoft.

John Tiesi added these pithy words on Nov 29 04 at 11:50 am

YEs and if I DON’T forward the next one, many bad things will happen to us all! Ewww….!!!

Chana added these pithy words on Nov 29 04 at 8:16 pm

If only I’d known sooner! I must have been one of those that slipped through the cracks. Please give Timmy my love anyway. Poor little tyke.

punditz added these pithy words on Nov 30 04 at 11:04 am

Like the blog - randomly found it through your ad and recognized your name from the comment. Anyhow, nice blog - I’ll be back.

Jason Owens added these pithy words on Nov 30 04 at 1:43 pm

OMG!! Just came across this site on BlogExplosion, and it RAWKS!! Hella Dope, man.

mrjerz added these pithy words on Nov 30 04 at 10:37 pm

wtf does blog explosion or helping your freind with cash for YOU(asshole is you) have to do with a dieing boy

i sent the forward to every single email i had in my inbox and contacts and i even emailed it to random people in chat rooms and other blogs

i really hope you and your child get what you most definitly desirve so best of luck to you and all of the guys at the base wish you luck

Halldorson added these pithy words on Sep 21 05 at 9:37 pm
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