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- Fun With Tom Green Fans Volume 1
I just hope you enjoy this good natured exchange as much as i did.
segfaulted: you suck
sarcasomatic: i do?
segfaulted: yeah
sarcasomatic: anything in particular?
segfaulted: no
sarcasomatic: so in general, i suck things
segfaulted: yes
sarcasomatic: not very hygenic
sarcasomatic: i mean, am i discriminating, or do i just suck stuff all willy nilly?
segfaulted: no, you just suck
sarcasomatic: crap. not knowing [...]
- That’s Good Parenting
ed_adkins_2000: know what kind of parent i want to be?
thezeroboss: A drunk one?
ed_adkins_2000: no no no,
ed_adkins_2000: i want to be such a good parent that if me & heidi are killed brutally in front of paige, she’ll be moved to become a super hero
ed_adkins_2000: thats good parenting.
thezeroboss: hahahahahaha
- Humorous Amazon Reviewers Creep Me Out
sarcasomatic: people who write humorous amazon reviews show no originality
jasonadrian: eh?
sarcasomatic: i have no interest in humorous amazon reviews
sarcasomatic: i come accross them occasionally
jasonadrian: i do if theyre good
sarcasomatic: feh
sarcasomatic: pffft meh
sarcasomatic: i dont accept it as an art form
sarcasomatic: perhaps if it was 1998
sarcasomatic: then it would be novel
sarcasomatic: its the modern equivelent of crank calling
sarcasomatic: or its cousin
sarcasomatic: that nobody likes
jasonadrian: keep talknig
sarcasomatic: cause he graduated like [...]
- Mic Check
sarcasOmatic: mic check
namewithheld: wud up?
sarcasOmatic: mic mi mic check
sarcasOmatic: microphone checka
sarcasOmatic: checkity checkity check
namewithheld: Is this thing on?
sarcasOmatic: wicky wicki wicki scrrrrrrrch
sarcasOmatic: check
sarcasOmatic: dont mind that guy
sarcasOmatic: hes my new dj
namewithheld: You’re retarded
- NEW IM
In an ultra-drastic SURPRISE TURN OF EVENTS…
I changed my AIM screen name.
The new one is sarcas O matic.
Cherish it. Use it wisely. It may just save your life someday.
- Making a Connection
For those loyal readers who have been keeping putting up with me over the last year, you know that I sometimes have a hard time making friends. i.e:
The Political Kid
The Bee Gee Fans
Well, now one of my posts has caught the eye of one Cassondra. She has taken issue with me concerning my strong [...]
- Virus Chronicles
Here’s a little exerpt my buddy Jason and I had earlier concerning the virus and his workplace…
jasonadrian: my norton is finding all kinds of virusses now
EdSAdkinsIII: oh crap
jasonadrian: it keeps popping the liitle message up
EdSAdkinsIII: jeesh
jasonadrian: jeez
EdSAdkinsIII: that sucks
EdSAdkinsIII: did you update the definitions or something?
jasonadrian: yup
EdSAdkinsIII: hows everyone else at chucky cheeses?
jasonadrian: heh
jasonadrian: here [...]
- TPG Update
When we last left our hero he was embroiled in political controversy (see yesterday’s post). But according to our sources, the plot took a surprising twist earlier today! (watch the amazing story unfold here in spectacular IM-O-COLOR!)
- Just Doing My Part
Oopsy. anyone notice this post? It seems that the webmaster of that teen politics site I referenced took issue. Well, Mr. Johnny Galbraith- I wish to continue our dialogue (here). Kudos for starting your website- I respect you for putting the time and effort into something you believe in. But, like anyone I respect, I [...]
