Dive into the archives.
- The Mostly Unknown History of Valentine’s Day and Why We Need to Party Like That Again
Once you learn the real history of Valentine’s, no party can measure up.
I really don’t do holidays well. I’ve never enjoyed having the timing of my romantic actions dictated by the calendar, nor my gift-giving or my fondness for trees (damn you, Arbor Day!) Warren Ellis, in wishing everyone a happy “Horny Werewolf day,” reminded [...]
- “OMG, DID YOU HEAR? BLAH BLAH BLAH TRAINWRECK BLAH BLAH BLAH SAW IT COMING”
Quit talking about Britney Spears.
Seriously.
The next time you’re going to talk about something like Britney Spears or Anna Nicole Smith, just stop for a moment and take stock of your life.
What brought you here?
What sad string of events lead up to you, sitting at your sad little cubicle, browsing the internet on company time, perusing [...]
- I’m Not Proud of This
I was so inspired by peskyapostrophe’s recap of tonite’s american idle that I decided to write my own.
Actually Heidi has been making me watch it and the only way to redeem myself is to rip it to shreds.
Actually I’m gay now. That’s why I watched ameriKan idol.
Whatever. I don’t care what you think.
So, i didn’t [...]
- ELEVATOR CHRONICLES: PART II
When we last left our hero (and his various bodyparts) he was trapped high in his office building in an elevator filled with a FART- a fart he was somehow responsible for! Dun dun dunnnnnn… AND theres more! The elevator is coming to a stop ON THE NINTH FLOOR!!!!! (dramatic organ music)
We return to the [...]
- A Big Thanks in 2004
I want to take a minute to thank our loyal readers at EDADKINS.com for your support in 2004. The both of you have made what was supposed to be an informative way to keep in touch with family and friends become a complete drain on my productivity and fed my obsessive need for attention. Thank [...]
- Spam Follow-up
Dearest Timmy,
Your mother and I have done all we could, but we now fear that we have been taking the wrong direction in getting you treatment for your cancer. It has been 7 years now, and still our chain emails haven’t been sent to enough people.
I want you to know that we have never given [...]
- Shocking Confession #6732
In an incident that sent shockwaves throughout the entire blogging community, it was discovered this weekend that one of the blogosphere’s most beloved blogoteers, Ed Adkins, doesn’t actually write his posts live.
Nope, he lip syncs. “It was embarrassing,” said one longtime reader, “to see such a respected member of the internet community standing on stage, [...]
- Happy Happy Happy Happy
It’s been one great birthday, my loyal readers. I’m geeking out in Tahoe with my best friend and hundreds of other tech people. I do miss my bunny-bear, but she’s coming up tomorrow.
Heidi got me 2 tickets to see Sting and over an hour of deep tissue massage. Wait, that sounds kind of sick- she [...]
- Go Eddy
Go eddy.
It’s your berfday.
Gonna party like its yer berfday.
Feel free to hit the “about ed” link and totally abuse my wishlist.
Punish it.
It’s been bad.
- Macy Gray: Meteor Calling
Ed: if there is justice in this world macy gray will meet the business end of a meteor
Pete: She sounds like Donald Duck.
Ed: OMG
Ed: ive always said she was the missing nephew
Pete: heh
Ed: Huey, Dewey, Louie and Macy
