The more you eat the more you toot
I’m studying accounting all day today, but that doesn’t mean you have to suffer. I’ve reached into the never-ending bag of cool websites and pulled out FOUR SITES ALL DEVOTED TO FARTS. (I hold up flatulence as the one-and-only eternally renewable resource of funny in the universe) Hold the applause, I’m studying.
- Facts on Farts Learn about yourself, and the farts around you.
- Mr. Methane the Performing Flatulist I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry.
- The Fart-O-Matic 5000 Purely for research purposes, re-create classic farts, or design exciting new toots that challenge the status quo.
- Farting Dog Harmonics Compose your own dog fart music- FOR FREE!!!
December 13th, 2003 at 2:40 pm
Beautiful.
December 13th, 2003 at 6:22 pm
Well, I don’t know if it is the only source of renewable funny… wait, dvd’s of Stooges episodes do require petrolium… although that may have something to do with ancient termite farts too… nonetheless, thanks for the much needed humor during finals week. Please say hello to the bro’s and sista’s in ABQ. Merry Christmas and a good start to the new year,
Josh
December 15th, 2003 at 7:56 am
Oh Ed, you’ve opened up a can of worms that even the most civil of people can’t ignore. This is the exact reason I visit your website daily. Thanks!
December 15th, 2003 at 1:03 pm
See what I get to live with everyday?
December 16th, 2003 at 7:53 am
I feel for you Heidi, I really do.