To: America

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Well America, it looks decided. Yesterday, you got your coat, packed up your crackpipe and headed to the polls to vote us up another 4 years. Now that the exit polls have been revealed you voted on moral issues.

Heh. Thanks. I can mine that one for my stand-up routine for a long, long time. I suppose I agree- if by “moral” you mean overly-simplified and distorted. Then by all means, you sure have a death-grip on moral issues. Always have.

Well, no matter who wins you never quit amazing me. You silly goose you. Well, strap in and enjoy another 4 years. I hope you’re happy, you’ve screwed us all- and by that I mean you can that Fahrenheit 911 is sure to become a trilogy. Thanks.

  1. Eb Says:

    All I have to say is…IGNORANCE.

  2. Brandon Says:

    It truly amazes me how many people vote ONLY by who will give them the biggest tax break.

    I’m saddened that when people are presented with facts about being lied to, they prefer to be lied to rather than think our village idiot leader deceived them.

    Perhaps we should all bury our heads in the sand. Ignornace may be bliss, but it sure isn’t a way to live. :(

  3. SM Says:

    Man, all that “voting on moral issues” mumbo-jumbo was certainly fueled by the mastodonic amounts of suspicious porn the perverts downloaded the night before … You have to figure that voting with the righteous adds some serious buffer points to the Big Scorecard.

  4. JT Says:

    All I have to say is…ARROGANCE.