Tom Green Hates Bloggers
Do you have a blog?
DO you update it yourself?
Do you update this blog using your home computer?
Well then Tom Green thinks you’re lame.
As astute EADC reader Murph pointed out, nested within Tom’s retort to my April post, Tom Green gave us all a little peek into just how he feels about us “non-celebrity bloggers.”
Makes you wonder, don’t it? Just what is behind Tom’s contempt of my lovely little blog? Does he hate me because I called him out, or is it the case that Tom Green thinks he’s better than all of us?
That’s ugly Tom. Really ugly. I honestly can’t figure out how people can support someone who obviously looks down on them.
So we don’t have all the bling-bling.
We don’t buy our Chihuahuas diamond collars.
I’ll tell you what we do have, Tom. We have heart. And we have honesty. And we have the spirit, the blood and the sweat of the working men and women who built this country into what it is today.
You can’t buy that Mr. Green. Not with your fancy money, or your star power, or your lush, bristly, well-groomed facial hair.
Although, I must say- if you’re paying someone to run that site of yours, you were robbed. But then again I’m just some lowly non-celebrity who uses his own computer to run a much better blog.
September 19th, 2005 at 12:05 pm
He did have a point with that “homely” remark…
Of course, who am I to talk?
And damn you for making me care about this in the first place.
September 19th, 2005 at 1:29 pm
who is this “tom green” of which you speak?
September 19th, 2005 at 1:42 pm
Hear hear! Does anyone take Tom Green seriously? I’ve never read his blog and don’t care for his comedy (he reminds me of a bad Gallagher schtick guy whose approach becomes old comedy very quickly).
But honestly, Ed. Would you want your audience treating people with dissenting opinions like this? I would be pissed and would berate them. If you can tell a tree by the fruit, Green’s blog is rotten.
You’re still the man in my book and my book is far more valuable the average Tom Green reader.
September 19th, 2005 at 2:18 pm
Yeah, I’d be kind of embarassed if I were Tom Green and my readers were sending death threats just because someone roasted me. It’s comedy, and no one’s supposed to take it seriously. But, if this is what it takes to get you to post again…well, that’s one good thing to come out of it.
September 19th, 2005 at 2:33 pm
again you ed talkin like a little anal fuckhead who can not seem to fuckin get that tom green’s blog is better. Atleast tom green likes people you little BITCH. Please shut this fuckin anal faggit site up and go fuck off. Your nothing ed you dick. If you want people to like you, you’ll grow the fuck up. Take my advice pal. It’s good advice ed. If you don’t like tom, Keep that shit to yourself bitch. You don’t see tom bitching today. Oh ya tom doesnt want to have sex with you u faggit whore. Your just a disgusting little bastard with to much fuckin time on your hands. Ya shut the fuck up and ill shut the fuck up. ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!
September 19th, 2005 at 3:02 pm
But uuuu, you add so much to the conversation. the last thing we’d want is to lose you.
September 19th, 2005 at 3:06 pm
Wow. “Atleast tom green likes people you little BITCH”.
He also likes to hump dead Moose.
Gives you an idea of how high “people” rank.
September 19th, 2005 at 3:21 pm
UUUU makes a good point, Ed. Tom doesn’t want to have sex with you. Maybe you should hang up the spurs. Your life is no longer worth living.
If it’s any consolation, I bet we could find another C-list celebrity who would sleep with you. Let’s start a fund… I’ve got 18 cents.
September 19th, 2005 at 3:22 pm
uuuu has a Tom Greene fettish and it’s not healthy.
September 19th, 2005 at 3:32 pm
Nolff, it’s not greene, it’s GREEN ass. Also I have no fetish you bitch. K@OS needs to get to know tom green or just should fuck off. Get to know tom green or shut the fuck up. All you tom green hater fags can piss off.
September 19th, 2005 at 3:37 pm
Sweet! So you, like, know Tom Green and stuff, UUUU.
Right on. You guys hang out alot?
Or wait- is it one of those “You don’t know Tom like I know him!” things where you took a blowup doll with a goatee to prom and have a few bodies stuffed under the bed of your creepy Tom Shrine? mmmm?
You know, I’m actually kind of afraid for Tom now.
September 19th, 2005 at 4:42 pm
again UUUU talkin like a little anal fuckhead who can not seem to fuckin get that ed’s blog is better. Atleast ed likes people you little BITCH. Please shut this fuckin anal faggit site up and go fuck off. Your nothing UUUU you dick. If you want people to like you, you’ll grow the fuck up. Take my advice pal. It’s good advice UUU. If you don’t like ed, Keep that shit to yourself bitch. You don’t see Mango bitching today. Oh ya ed doesnt want to have sex with you u faggit whore. Your just a disgusting little bastard with to much fuckin time on your hands. Ya shut the fuck up and ill shut the fuck up. ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!
September 19th, 2005 at 4:44 pm
UUUU, it’s faggot, not faggit you BITCH. All you ed adkins hater fags can piss off.
September 19th, 2005 at 5:02 pm
I use the word fuck! I hate shit fuck… (incoherent profanity) bitch, ass, poppycock… and such… damn… cunt… cockamammy… I cuss constantly and I’m tough… so go to hell bitch shit… Tom Greene 4ever or something!
September 19th, 2005 at 5:15 pm
tsk, tsk, tsk. this is such a shameful attempt from the two of you to increase site traffic. really though, next time could you get better trolls? the ones you have now aren’t funny at all. plus, you’re clearly not paying them enough because they can’t afford fully functioning keyboards.
September 19th, 2005 at 5:18 pm
Yeah I agree with Patricia this is the most trafffic Tom Greene has had in years on his site, using Ed’s star power and fans like this is shameful. EdAdknis.com for life!
September 19th, 2005 at 5:20 pm
Ed Adkins, The People’s Champ!
September 19th, 2005 at 5:40 pm
I feel tainted just by commenting on this post, but I felt a kind of obligation.
September 19th, 2005 at 6:13 pm
This whole topic has gone too far, and quite frankly it’s getting rather pathetic. If you dislike Tom so much, why do you even care what he or his fans think? Are you really that bored?
You’re supposed to be a father right? Stop acting like a child.
September 19th, 2005 at 6:26 pm
Fitzroy Bundy who the hell are you? Why do you care if this ‘whole topic has gone too far’? Are you that bored? Get off your damn high horse you dumb ass.
September 19th, 2005 at 7:17 pm
Hush my pretty. Hush.
September 19th, 2005 at 7:36 pm
Okay ya fuckers this whole I hate tom green not greene to fags who can’t spell is getting out of hand. Shut your fuckin mouths about this shit and move on. To you ed, fuck you. Your dickhead faggit ass whore who can is fuckin stupid. You hate tom so fuckin much, why the fuck do you bitch about him. Here’s the fuckin answer. YOU WANT ATTENTION YOUR FAMILY WON”T GIVE YOU. Your pathetic and retarded. Piss off and get another hobby you bitch that does not involve hating tom.
TOM GREEN IS A BIGGER MAN THAN YOU EVER FUCKING WILL BE. Tom cares about people unlike someone called ed adkins. Stop twisting toms words around for your amusement. It’s pathetic and wrong. Fuck you ed.
September 19th, 2005 at 7:52 pm
Edward, you are queer. Shut the hell up already. You obviously feel special having ticked off a celebrity and want to keep it going so you can get more attention. He has already forgotten about you so why don’t you get a life. Change your kid’s diaper or something.
September 19th, 2005 at 7:54 pm
I wonder if UUUU is available for birthday parties….
September 19th, 2005 at 8:24 pm
amazing how that one comment about ‘dissing your homely little website’ could be interpreted as Tom Green hating all bloggers. that headline is a little misleading doncha think?
September 19th, 2005 at 9:05 pm
“I write my blog because I want to be rich and famous. I don’t want everyone to like it- I want people with a sense of humor to become obsessed with it. I want them spending obscene amounts of time at work checking for my updates. I want them to neglect their personal lives, appointments, family and whatnot. I want them spreading the edadkins.com gospel to all ends of the earth until one day I’m climbing a mountain in Tibet with my horrendously large entourage when from atop a steep cliff I hear a lonely sherpa exclaim- “man i f*cking LOVE your blog.”
That’s why I do this. I would die if no one read it. I need attention. And I will stoop to some pretty low places in order to bring readers here. I’ll enter contests, visit tons of sites and leave crappy comments and kiss as much butt as I have to. And so will you.”
Really?
September 19th, 2005 at 9:19 pm
Reading the archives. See? I’d say mission accomplished as far as you’re concerned.
But you’ll notice I didn’t mention anything about calling out hypocritical comedians.
That comes from the heart.
September 19th, 2005 at 9:59 pm
Can you take on Adam Corolla (damn him for having the same first name as me) next? He sucks too. I’d do it myself but I haven’t the energy to actually write my own blog.
Have fun with the trolls.
September 20th, 2005 at 1:25 am
Not a goatee. It’s called a van dyke. Growing an actual goatee or mustache is a little more ballsy. A van Dyke just says to the world, “Ok, I shaved the rest, but I just don’t feel like doing the difficult parts”.
September 20th, 2005 at 5:02 am
I think Green may have been commenting on the general quality of blogs /hosted/ on a home computer, not /updated/ via a home computer.
Still, rather tilting at windmills, isn’t it? Given the quality and ubiquitousness of blog-hosting services, I’d almost rather see a truly personal website hosting a blog.
Rebutting that bloggers have “heart” and “honesty” sort of made me squirm, however. I’ve seen no evidence that bloggers, as a population, are more hearty or honest than anyone else. Given that blogging is a world-wide phenomenon, I’m not sure what country they built!
That phrase always makes me think of the terrible Starship song (”We Built this City”) — but only as sung by Homer Simpson.
Of course, the bottom line is that Green is just as deserving of being able to vent his poorly reasoned opinions on his own website. Just like the rest of us.
September 23rd, 2005 at 4:53 am
Tom Green is right, bloggers are losers. Don’t bloggers have something better to do with their time? Smoke some weed, watch some hockey, bang some chick in the neighborhood. I see that you’re married with a kid which means you have no life anymore, so I can understand having a blog.
Do yourself a favor, ditch the wife and kid. Don’t worry, all men leave eventually, once they grow their testes back. Find a few chicks about 10 years younger (their stupid and will do anything you say). Have a different one everynight and you’ll live a very happy life.