Tom Green Wants You To Have Sex With Me
…and he likes bears.
So people have been asking me about this feud between Tom and me. “What did he say?”
Well, I’d love to point you in the direciton of the video He made on friday, titled, “Ed You Bastard,” but he took that down. That was a pretty smart move on his part; he made so many mistakes on it he prooved my initial point ten-fold.
So before he removes the post where he made fun of me, I placed the post here, entitled, “You Know What, I Think We Need A Cause.” Here he pairs the equally importent fight to save Grizzly bears with the threat imposed by my post.
Now, I’m not one to throw a hissyfit over a few comments about me on the internet. That’s for A-list bloggers and C-List celebrities. It’s the emailing me near death threats- that was a campaign fomulated by one of his fans- on his website!
And what was Tom’s response to this email campaign? I Have absolutely no idea why, but he actualy makes some sick coorelation between bedding me and helping bears. You be the judge.
That is a sick man, ladies and gentlemen. A very sick man.
September 19th, 2005 at 6:56 am
Eddie Would You Like Some Sausage?
What could be better than a Monday filled with Mango Radio goodness?
Publicly mocking an irrelevant Canadian “celebrity”.
It seems that Ed Adkins touched a nerve with his Open Letter To To…
September 19th, 2005 at 7:07 am
You know I’ve been reading your posts on this in bloglines, patiently waiting for you and Tom to bust the whole thing wide open and admit that this is just one big prank.
Good god! Are all of these people’s brains on life support?
September 19th, 2005 at 7:16 am
I think Tom’s coming around. I wouldn’t dare say that dry humping dead moose could be some sort of psychological issue, but if I were… I would also say same-species screwing is a step up, no matter how inappropriate the idea. Let’s just go with it.
September 19th, 2005 at 7:54 am
Eddie Got Fingered
I wish that a big Hollywood celebrity would take note of my blog. Ed Adkins, one of the first bloggers whose material I began reading on a regular basis, was recently cited on Tom Green’s blog. Apparently, Ed posted some…
September 19th, 2005 at 8:12 am
ed adkins = internet-famous.
congrats!
September 19th, 2005 at 8:21 am
I can’t believe you run your blog off of a home computer. I won’t post unless I’m on a Fortune 500 company’s corporate supercomputer. The words are more important that way.
September 19th, 2005 at 9:28 am
Hey fat little fuck ed. I got news for you retarded little nothing BITCH. You and your little ed fans can go take you shit and go fuck yourself. Im sick of your little hate tom green campaign. Fuck you ed you little faggit. Get a life and stop being an attention whore you fuckhead. Your just picking out shit to bitch about. Grow up fag
September 19th, 2005 at 10:03 am
Yeah Ed, grow up. You fucking poopface.
September 19th, 2005 at 10:13 am
Tom Green, Sacklicking Taintspanker
Tom Green sucks. Need I say more? Well, I did.
September 19th, 2005 at 11:02 am
Ed Adkins Really Knows How to Piss People Off Online
Damn Ed! I thought I was good at pissing people off online but you have just won the hot potato until the next Blog War heats up.
Ed apparantly made some
September 19th, 2005 at 11:05 am
Don’t listen to Ed, Ed.
I think you are sexy.
Tom is just jealous that I’m hanging out with you instead.
Does that make me a “faggit” too?
September 19th, 2005 at 11:46 am
Um, Ed, where did you get the idea for this site? Maddox prehaps? How orignal. Talk about Tom Green being boring, at least he isn’t afraid to be himself and be orignal. And you can’t spell worth a shit, loser.
September 19th, 2005 at 11:49 am
This guy is just jealous, too.
So is Maddox.
September 19th, 2005 at 12:00 pm
Yeah. Because every site with a black background is inspired by Maddox. The only thing Ed has in common with Maddox is that they both never update.
September 19th, 2005 at 12:04 pm
I wish I had a goatee like Ed.
September 20th, 2005 at 1:19 am
Eddie would you like some sausage, sausage?
March 23rd, 2006 at 7:06 am
OMG, Tom Green is a god, you are a peice of shit, who are you and get the fuck off the internet.