Comments on: Tragedy Strikes My Pooper

By: Genuine

Genuine — Tue, 24 May 2005 23:31:06 +0000

Actually if you are like me you are worth more dead than alive. Go ahead have that big steak!

By: The Ass Whisperer

The Ass Whisperer — Tue, 24 May 2005 03:43:00 +0000

Listen I am very familiar with Ed’s ass, very familiar… Everything is going to be fine. If I know Ed’s colon it will be right back in there processing large steaks and cajun meals. Ed’s colon is a fighter! I once saw it take out two pizza’s covered in tabasco sauce and I think anchovies… I don’t know I’ve tried to block out that memory, but thats not the point damn it! Ed, I’m going to call you in a minute and I want you to put your colon on, I’m going to talk him through this one.

By: The Complimenting Commenter

The Complimenting Commenter — Mon, 23 May 2005 16:44:36 +0000

That is so horrible. If it makes you feel any better it was entertaining reading about it. Just wouldn’t want to experience it. Love the Stewie voice. Very cool.

By: J.T.

J.T. — Mon, 23 May 2005 04:48:47 +0000

Hey, I’m working on a remodel at the Digestive Health Center. If you’d like, maybe I could help you get a deal on a snake ride to make sure everything is O.K. Everyone I’ve seen go through there in the last few days seem pretty exited abouth the whole thing……

By: sledge

sledge — Fri, 20 May 2005 23:32:26 +0000

Get better soon, dude.

I had a nice hospital visit of my own two months back to stop a nasty nosebleed due to high blood pressure. I ended up getting a “balloon” in my nose to stop the bleeding.

When I had it removed five days later, the ear nose and throat doctor charged me $563 just to remove the damn thing (all he had to do was let the air out and take the thing out of my nose, which was rather easy) and check out my nose to make sure everything was okay. I think I would have felt better if I just took it up the pooper instead.

Oh, ask me how much my appendix-removal surgery was. That’s another fun medical cost story. That b0b for insurance.

By: Mimi

Mimi — Fri, 20 May 2005 16:53:10 +0000

I thought it was funny til you mentioned the bill.

I feel your pain.

By: Jason

Jason — Fri, 20 May 2005 03:22:32 +0000

All’s I can say is you better be well enough to go to ACL fest or I am going to be one pissed off hombre.
Hear me boy? Stay well.
js

By: Natalie

Natalie — Fri, 20 May 2005 01:16:33 +0000

Man, that blows. I know, that $$$’s rough, especially with a new baby…

…but Ed, it could have been worse. You could have had a $33,000 brain surgery, right?

By: brando

brando — Thu, 19 May 2005 23:36:55 +0000

can i have your website when you tell the doctors ’screw it, if i can’t have meat, i’m taking you clowns with me.’? i’ll be good to it. i may remove all the liz phair photos, but otherwise, no one will know the difference. i don’t have a goatee, but i’ve got a shitload of tom green photos, so people’ll think it’s still you.

By: kevin

kevin — Thu, 19 May 2005 22:25:37 +0000

hmm, sounds familiar to my time in the ER. they sent me home with antibiotics after actually sodomizing me…at least with a finger. then i came back 24 hours later because i couldn’t even keep fluids down and bile was coming up.

diagnosis….the big bad as you call it, or in my case. crohn’s diesease. cut back on spicy and meat, same for me. now i’m down to absolutly no chicken and i stay away from beef if i can help it. every other meat seems to be ok (fish, turkey, lamb, sea-creature)…and i got over the spicy problem, but suddenly had acid-reflux problems after getting out of the week long stay in the hospital…so i take stuff for that now and enjoy spicy indian food whenever i want.

moral: don’t get too scared right away, there’s always a loop hole….besides, red meat isn’t that good for you anyway.