Comments on: Typical Couple Problems http://edadkins.com/typical-couple-problems/ based on true events Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:24:17 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Gil http://edadkins.com/typical-couple-problems/#comment-770 Gil Wed, 14 Apr 2004 12:14:43 +0000 http://www.edadkins.com/?p=332#comment-770 OOOOOpps it is Brunch not lunch in the second part of the song!!! Gil OOOOOpps it is Brunch not lunch in the second part of the song!!!
Gil

]]> By: Gil Valdez http://edadkins.com/typical-couple-problems/#comment-769 Gil Valdez Wed, 14 Apr 2004 12:12:31 +0000 http://www.edadkins.com/?p=332#comment-769 Ed if you go to the DOTD offical website, they have a book for you called the "Zombie Suvival Guide". It is a must to have for these situations. Also Zombies don't like dogs, maybe they like cats!! You know the "other white meat." As for Heidi, at least she is honest, Brutefully sometimes, but honest. ED you need to man up, and think about the situation here, YOU need to survive for Heidi, so it would be ok to shoot her. Just do it "In Love". And remember that good ole Misfits song" Brains Brains, good fo lunch, good for breakfast, good for lunch...."-"Brain Eaters" MMMMMMMMBrainsMMMMM Gil Ed if you go to the DOTD offical website, they have a book for you called the “Zombie Suvival Guide”. It is a must to have for these situations. Also Zombies don’t like dogs, maybe they like cats!! You know the “other white meat.”

As for Heidi, at least she is honest, Brutefully sometimes, but honest. ED you need to man up, and think about the situation here, YOU need to survive for Heidi, so it would be ok to shoot her.
Just do it “In Love”.

And remember that good ole Misfits song” Brains Brains, good fo lunch, good for breakfast, good for lunch….”-”Brain Eaters” MMMMMMMMBrainsMMMMM
Gil

]]> By: wifey http://edadkins.com/typical-couple-problems/#comment-768 wifey Fri, 09 Apr 2004 17:24:45 +0000 http://www.edadkins.com/?p=332#comment-768 You can do it hunny! You can do it hunny!

]]> By: EB http://edadkins.com/typical-couple-problems/#comment-767 EB Fri, 09 Apr 2004 15:01:23 +0000 http://www.edadkins.com/?p=332#comment-767 Ed: There is a statement in your reasoning that you can follow along into "zombie-spouse killing" freedom. You said "Maybe it's a guy thing- we're far more influenced by looks than women are." Althoug this statement is absolutely true and sometimes not a good thing to have as a man (temptation), you can use it to resolve your current dilemma. You see because we, as men, are so attached to our wives emotionally by physiscal things such as the way they smile, smell, talk, move and feel we can remove those elements from the love equation in order to make it easier to decapitate them in case of zombification. Zombies as we all know, walk around in a clumsy-drunken-disabled manner. Zombies moan and groan in a Frankesteinish tone. Zombies smell like the slices of ham in your frige that were forgotten in that desolate area in the back behind that bottle of whatever that you haven't used in months. They never smile, and they feel like a slab of frozen hamburger meat. This is how Heidi will be when she becomes a zombie(hopefully this will never happen). So if you focus on these things along with her unquenchable desire to munch on your intestines, I beleive you will have the "cojones" to pull the trigger my friend. Hope this helps...good luck. Ed:
There is a statement in your reasoning that you can follow along into “zombie-spouse killing” freedom.
You said “Maybe it’s a guy thing- we’re far more influenced by looks than women are.” Althoug this statement is absolutely true and sometimes not a good thing to have as a man (temptation), you can use it to resolve your current dilemma.
You see because we, as men, are so attached to our wives emotionally by physiscal things such as the way they smile, smell, talk, move and feel we can remove those elements from the love equation in order to make it easier to decapitate them in case of zombification.
Zombies as we all know, walk around in a clumsy-drunken-disabled manner. Zombies moan and groan in a Frankesteinish tone. Zombies smell like the slices of ham in your frige that were forgotten in that desolate area in the back behind that bottle of whatever that you haven’t used in months. They never smile, and they feel like a slab of frozen hamburger meat.
This is how Heidi will be when she becomes a zombie(hopefully this will never happen). So if you focus on these things along with her unquenchable desire to munch on your intestines, I beleive you will have the “cojones” to pull the trigger my friend. Hope this helps…good luck.

]]> By: Buzz http://edadkins.com/typical-couple-problems/#comment-766 Buzz Fri, 09 Apr 2004 07:33:40 +0000 http://www.edadkins.com/?p=332#comment-766 Wow. Blow your brains out, eh? Boy, that's cold. Although if she did it in a coddling, loving way...you know, "Sweetie? Honey Dumplin'? Can I see you for a sec, Sugar Britches?" *BLAMBLAMBLAM* Well, that's not TOO bad. Wow. Blow your brains out, eh? Boy, that’s cold. Although if she did it in a coddling, loving way…you know,

“Sweetie? Honey Dumplin’? Can I see you for a sec, Sugar Britches?” *BLAMBLAMBLAM*

Well, that’s not TOO bad.

]]> By: wifey http://edadkins.com/typical-couple-problems/#comment-765 wifey Fri, 09 Apr 2004 03:42:42 +0000 http://www.edadkins.com/?p=332#comment-765 so has anyone seen the movie or what (dawn of the dead)? i am sorry but there is no hope for those zombies. i cannot seriously say that i would let Ed throw a munch on my arm. I know he's my husband. I know how much I love him and that i couldn't stand do live w/out him, but still I could not live with someone constantly trying to kill me and eat me alive. I'd have to take him out. no doubt about it. so has anyone seen the movie or what (dawn of the dead)? i am sorry but there is no hope for those zombies. i cannot seriously say that i would let Ed throw a munch on my arm. I know he’s my husband. I know how much I love him and that i couldn’t stand do live w/out him, but still I could not live with someone constantly trying to kill me and eat me alive. I’d have to take him out. no doubt about it.

]]> By: Jason http://edadkins.com/typical-couple-problems/#comment-764 Jason Thu, 08 Apr 2004 21:03:29 +0000 http://www.edadkins.com/?p=332#comment-764 My answer? See this video and you will know: http://www.rollingstone.com/artists/videos.asp?oid=6084 Directed by Spike Jonze in case you were wondering... js My answer?
See this video and you will know:
http://www.rollingstone.com/artists/videos.asp?oid=6084

Directed by Spike Jonze in case you were wondering…

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