Virus Chronicles

Here’s a little exerpt my buddy Jason and I had earlier concerning the virus and his workplace…

jasonadrian: my norton is finding all kinds of virusses now
EdSAdkinsIII: oh crap
jasonadrian: it keeps popping the liitle message up
EdSAdkinsIII: jeesh
jasonadrian: jeez
EdSAdkinsIII: that sucks
EdSAdkinsIII: did you update the definitions or something?
jasonadrian: yup
EdSAdkinsIII: hows everyone else at chucky cheeses?
jasonadrian: heh
jasonadrian: here at the Plex?
EdSAdkinsIII: yeah
jasonadrian: good
EdSAdkinsIII: i would think that such a IT intensive company would go nuts durring a crazy outbreak
jasonadrian: rite
jasonadrian: yeah
EdSAdkinsIII: sirens go off
jasonadrian: heh
EdSAdkinsIII: foam spraysout of the ceiling
jasonadrian: guys running all over in jump suits
jasonadrian: people leaping onto little carts and zipping around
EdSAdkinsIII: hauling you off for ‘cleansing’
EdSAdkinsIII: chutes open up to suck up the people whose computers are infected
EdSAdkinsIII: wow. we’re sick.
jasonadrian: heh
jasonadrian: a female drone type voice comes over the intercom
jasonadrian: “infection detected. infection detected.
jasonadrian: please report to the decontamination zone.
EdSAdkinsIII: heh
EdSAdkinsIII: you see some disheveled balding guy with glasses hurrying for the elevator with papers falling out of his breifcase
jasonadrian: looking extremely worried
jasonadrian: mutternig “Oh dear, oh dear….”
EdSAdkinsIII: holding it to his chest as the suit guys surround him in front of the elevator
EdSAdkinsIII: dude we think exactly alike
jasonadrian: scary

By Ed Adkins on January 26th, 2004 at 4:40 pm

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