WE REALLY NEED A NEW REALITY SHOW
The problem with reality TV isn’t the drama, it isn’t the fact that most of it’s staged, and it isn’t the fact that the majority of these people are ghetto enough to qualify as Springer material. The problem is the Prize. None of these shows gives them what they really need. Sure, they get a few bucks- or I guess one of them does. But, let’s face it- if they were the kind of person who could make or save that kind of money they wouldn’t have whored themselves on national TV for it. It’s as good as gone.
What they need is a show where they get something they really need. How ’bout next time we round up 60 men and women to flaunt their insecurities, get into petty fights and totally pretend to become head-over-heals, smear-your-mascara, catfight-in-the-hot-tub in love with someone- we give them the chance to win what they really need: dignity.
April 15th, 2004 at 11:37 am
Well I gotta be honest Ed. If I wasn’t a Christian I would probably sell out and go on one of these shows. I’d do it for the attention and the fame…I’m sure you can understand that.
April 15th, 2004 at 11:40 am
of course I can understand Enrique. You and dignity waved bye-bye to each other a long time ago.
heh.
April 15th, 2004 at 12:59 pm
sounds boring. Who would ever try to win that?
April 15th, 2004 at 2:42 pm
Yeah, I think dignity left me when I was 2yrs old.
I was sitting on my baby-chair stuffing myself with whatever they were feeding me back then, when I felt something strange….
…I had an odd feeling in my bowel section then suddenly a slight burst of warm-musshy-material came out of my butt-hole and into my diapers. In an attempt to understand this strange new subsatnce I proceeded to examine it with my hands but still could not connect with its essence so…
…I rubbed it all over my head and face, it was then that I became one with the poop and it was then that dignity left my soul. (true story)