http://edadkins.com/why-do-you-do-that-to-yourself/ based on true events Mon, 01 Dec 2008 17:08:04 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 http://edadkins.com/why-do-you-do-that-to-yourself/#comment-800 EB Thu, 22 Apr 2004 13:30:26 +0000 http://www.edadkins.com/?p=344#comment-800 I diddo what Shane said, and I am also crying. I diddo what Shane said, and I am also crying.

]]> http://edadkins.com/why-do-you-do-that-to-yourself/#comment-799 ed Wed, 21 Apr 2004 14:38:42 +0000 http://www.edadkins.com/?p=344#comment-799 i'm crying. i’m crying.

]]> http://edadkins.com/why-do-you-do-that-to-yourself/#comment-798 Shane Wed, 21 Apr 2004 12:47:12 +0000 http://www.edadkins.com/?p=344#comment-798 Ok fat women, here's the deal. I have the legs of a 90 year old malnourished Ethopian woman with scurvy, therefore I don't go around wearing spandex bicycle shorts. In return, if you have what I would categorize as anywhere from an FO-DD body type (Fat Oprah-Dom DeLuise), you are restricted from wearing any of the following clothing: cut off shirts, tank tops (or any other overly tight or see through shirts/sweaters), shirts/sweaters with plunging necklines, cut off shorts, open toe shoes, excessive make-up, or low rise jeans. Appropriate clothing includes, but is not limited to: specially made oversized turtlenecks, moo-moos, ankle-length dresses, snow boots, and only when absolutely necessary, shorts at least 1 1/2 feet in length (depending on height). If you have any questions, feel free to contact me. Ok fat women, here’s the deal. I have the legs of a 90 year old malnourished Ethopian woman with scurvy, therefore I don’t go around wearing spandex bicycle shorts. In return, if you have what I would categorize as anywhere from an FO-DD body type (Fat Oprah-Dom DeLuise), you are restricted from wearing any of the following clothing: cut off shirts, tank tops (or any other overly tight or see through shirts/sweaters), shirts/sweaters with plunging necklines, cut off shorts, open toe shoes, excessive make-up, or low rise jeans. Appropriate clothing includes, but is not limited to: specially made oversized turtlenecks, moo-moos, ankle-length dresses, snow boots, and only when absolutely necessary, shorts at least 1 1/2 feet in length (depending on height). If you have any questions, feel free to contact me.

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