It’s funny. I have a lot going on lately, but I haven’t been hitting the blog. It’s like a friend I’m not really avoiding, but when I see them out-and-about while I’m getting errands done I feel a bit guilty ’cause I haven’t called.
Blog: Ed!
Ed: (feigning surprise) Oh, heeeeeey- Blog!
*awkward silence* (this space would be filled with some emotional song if my life was a teen drama)
Ed: wow. soooo… what have you been doing lately?
Blog: Not much. (meaning not much since I’m used to doing stuff with you) How’s Heidi?
Ed: Nauseous. (holds hands on stomach) You know she’s pregnant right?
Blog: What? Congratulations!!!! (added excitement meant to twist the knife of guilt further in my gut since I didn’t tell him) well, I heard- that’s just amazing.
Ed: You know I’ve been really busy lately.
(conversation stops. very awkward silence since that statement was totally unprovoked. so i continue)
Ed: Yeah, whew! It’s just been work, and Heidi throwing up and school- well, not this summer but I’ve been thinking about it a lot and sheesh, just a whirlwind.
Blog: Yeah.
Ed: Wrrrrrrrrr (makes fake whirlwind with hands and sound effects. lame laugh)
Blog: Well cool, hey I gotta pick up come dandruff shampoo.
Ed: Hey it was cool seeing you.
Blog: Yeah.
Ed: I’ll call.
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Brum added these pithy words on Jun 29 04 at 2:28 pmIf I were a blog I’d want to be about pizza because mmmmm…. pizza….
EB added these pithy words on Jun 29 04 at 3:13 pmStrange how your conversation is about a conversation you had with your blog, but your posting it on your blog….mhhhh…my noodle is cooking.
I wonder is the blog aware of this post?
mrjerz added these pithy words on Jun 29 04 at 3:23 pmIt’s so great to have you back. You guys are going to be the best parents ever.
Sweet N Sassy added these pithy words on Jun 29 04 at 3:32 pmGee I’m surprised the blog didn’t at least mutter something about understanding and hope Heidi feels better soon. Gosh I am very surprised at the blog I always thought they were so nice must have been having their own bad day or something….Just glad you are back maybe you will have a little more time but take care of Mom and babe first.
Donna added these pithy words on Jun 29 04 at 7:15 pmMan, your blog has an attitude. You’d better make up with it before it has to go for counseling.
ed added these pithy words on Jun 29 04 at 7:54 pmYou know, in defense of the blog, he doesnt have any other friends in town and we used to hang out alot.
I understand he’s a little miffed. He’ll get over it tho- we both know he couldnt do any better.
Natalie added these pithy words on Jun 29 04 at 8:22 pmI kinda feel bad for Blog and his dandruff problem. However, I think he was being a little passive-aggressive with you…like, couldn’t he have just said, “Listen, I gotta go pick up some shampoo” or “I gotta go get some things”… No, no, instead, he mentions it’s DANDRUFF shampoo. Like to make YOU feel bad for him, ‘cos he’s suffering from this CONDITION. That’s just not right, Ed! I say forget the guy!
Shane added these pithy words on Jun 29 04 at 8:54 pmI’ve noticed that my website has been hanging out with a lot of weird people and acting really strange. He sleeps until noon and then watches Lingo on the game show network and Roseanne reruns on the WB all afternoon. Wait, that’s me. Anyway, I think that he might be addicted to ecstacy and going to gay rave clubs with other gay websites. While that’s not unusual for him to do, I think that his scalp hygene is becoming a cause for concern. I just wanted to let you know that you’re not alone with your problem.
EDANDHEIDI.COM's Blog added these pithy words on Jun 30 04 at 7:36 amYou guys act like I can’t read! I’M RIGHT HERE!!!! You are typing comments on ME! You think I don’t read this stuff!??!?!? SHEESH!
SiteDotAngryPeteDotNet added these pithy words on Jun 30 04 at 10:00 amI’ve been sitting, waiting for that jackass that updates me to stop being such an emo-queer, and start being funny again. It’s what he’s good at. I swear, if he doesn’t knock it off…there’s going to be hell to pay. I already broke his comments. Next up: His legs.
