Yo Eazy, Why You Wear Your PEZ Like That?
EZ access, man. I saw this post at Ariped’s site that linked to the Illegal Art project. Daaaang- it’s tight yo. But, even mo whack are the artist’s websites- like this guy who made PEZ dispensers of dead rappers and likes to go ’round pestering Walmarts.
Now, I like to stick it to the man just like the next young brutha. But I’ve always thought it was funny how people pick on Walmart for making boat-loads of money and using it’s power. Man, If I was Walmart that’s exactly what I’d do. Instead, make fun of how much their customer service sucks, or how exery time you go you can’t stand in their 1 1/2 foot wide aisles for more than 10 seconds without ending up in a 3 cart pileup, or how ALL YOU WANT IS A NEW THING OF GEL AND THAT STUPID FAMILY OF TWELVE WHO THINKS THIS IS A DAYCARE CAN’T KEEP THEIR KIDS UNDER CONTROL FOR 2 SECONDS AND YOU’RE TRYING TO KEEP YOUR COOL BUT IF THAT BRAT MAKES THE STUPID TOY DO THE FUNKY CHICKEN ONE MORE FREAKIN TIME YOU’RE GOING TO TEAR HIS-
Oh sorry. Flashbacks. I leave Walmart with post traumatic stress symptoms. It’s not pretty. Just check out the PEZ while I go do some primal scream therapy.
